Source: malfoysexslaveknowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
Holy shit i’m crying
Source: malfoysexslaveknowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
Holy shit i’m crying
And I stand there quoting facts I got off of tumblr looking like a certified nutritionist.
great gif.. haha
omg this is too true.
Omg happens way too often
(via fitpotatoes)
Source: whatareyoudoingitfor
DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.
100% FUCKING MAJESTIC
Hhahahhahaha and the url hahahhahaha
Lmaoo
(via run-diana-run)
Source: youarefuckingmajestic
“Please never feel pressured to be very thin because we are always photoshopped in every picture that you see.”
Just eat please.
(via fitpotatoes)
Source: theyknowhowwedo